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Hugh Hefner really loves his 27-year-old Playmate wife Crystal Harris … we’re told he’s created an intricate plan to set her up in a multi-million dollar estate, where no one in his world can displace her once he dies … but there is one hitch.

Hef plunked down $5 million last month for a 5,900-square-foot Hollywood Hills mansion, which is held in trust for the 2 of them.  Short story — Crystal owns the house with him.

Playboy sources tell us … the couple is happily living at the Playboy Mansion, and they have no plans to move.  So why, you ask, did they buy the Hollywood Hills home?  Fact is … Hef is a renter!  He doesn’t own the Playboy Mansion … it’s owned by Playboy Enterprises.

We’re told the 87-year-old perennial player wants to make sure Crystal has a roof over her head when he’s gone, and the Hollywood Hills estate fits the bill.

As for the one hitch — it’s if they get unhitched.  Then Hef will either give her the house, buy her out, or fight it out in court. 

BTW … the house has 4 bedrooms, 5 baths, an infinity pool and sick views — perfect for a young widow.

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Rocky‘s boxing gloves … Dorothy‘s ruby slippers … Indiana Jones‘ bullwhip … the bikini Farrah Abraham wore on the cover of her sex tape — one of these pieces of cinema history CAN BE YOURS!!! — take a guess which.

Vivid Entertainment — the porn studio behind the release of “Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom” — listed Farrah’s pink crystal-encrusted two-piece on eBay at midnight … and bids started at $500.

It’s pretty hilarious … the listing advertises the Poolside Collection bikini as “used” — we’re told that means exactly what you think it means: the bikini wasn’t washed since Farrah wore it.  Think Monica Lewinsky and The Gap.

In fact, we’re told the bikini shows overt signs of wear, including fake tan stains and glitter from Farrah’s body lotion.

As the listing goes … “Farrah’s bikini … straight off Farrah’s body and into your hands.”

As if your hands won’t already be busy enough.

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The Power Rangers reunion gets less mighty by the day … now it’s the BLACK Power Ranger who says he won’t go-go … in part out of respect for the Blue Ranger’s beef with producers.

As TMZ previously reported … Blue Power Ranger David Yost declined an invitation to reunite the original cast, saying the producers harassed him for being gay when he was on the show from 1993-1996.

Now original Black Power Ranger Walter Jones tells TMZ he was treated pretty badly, too … and he’s following his friend’s lead.

“I’m very sorry to disappoint the fans as I would have loved to be a part of it,” Jones tells TMZ. “David, who I still keep in touch with regularly, is a very great guy and it would have been fun to work together again on something we helped originate.”

But sources close to the situation tell TMZ the alleged abuse isn’t the only factor … that both Yost and Jones are holding out in part because the show isn’t offering enough money to make up for the way producers treated them.

For those keeping score at home, the reunion of the original cast is dwindling fast …

Green Ranger: IN … Jason David Frank … aspiring MMA fighter confirmed he’ll attend.
Red Ranger: MAYBE? … Austin St. John … went on to be an EMT/firefighter in WDC.
Pink Ranger: MAYBE? … Amy Jo Johnson … still a working actress.
Blue Ranger: OUT … David Yost … says producers were homophobic bullies.
Black Ranger: OUT … Walter Jones … says he was abused … and is supporting Yost.
Yellow Ranger: OUT … Thuy Trang … died in a car accident in 2001.

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Chris Brown has a message for the people trying to force him to remove the graffiti art in front of his house — KISS MY RULE-BREAKING ASS!!!

We broke the story … Breezy’s Hollywood Hills neighbors complained to the city about the unpermitted mural he sprayed on the front of his home … and now he’s facing huge fines from the city if he doesn’t take it down ASAP.

But when we asked Brown this week if he plans to back down from city officials, CB made it clear — he’s digging in for a fight. 

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