Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which draws pretty heavily on the two big film premieres from last night. First, there was The Great Gatsby at Cannes, from which two Leonardo DiCaprio pics were chosen, because I don’t know how to not include this or this. Then it was apparently a fantastic ass-themed premiere Read More …

Kanye West looks like he’s at a funeral every time he has to walk into another paparazzi trap set up by Kim Kardashian, so clearly that means he’s a homosexual who fucks men in the anus, is what she’s starting to think now. InTouch Weekly via Gossip Cop: According to the mag, Kardashian’s first Met Read More …

Because the narrative has to be that her plan worked, here’s Farrah Abraham telling Hollywood Life that she’s moving to LA now to pursue tons of reality show offers, you guys. And, of course, she’s bringing her daughter Sophia because she’s a super-important part of her life and not because if these talks are even Read More …

It’s been a while since we’ve posted about how ridiculous LeAnn Rimes‘ life is, so here’s a story about her buying Twitter-bots to follow her because it’s not like she can perform anymore and gain new fans. Radar Online reports: Not only has LeAnn acquired more than 100,000 new followers in the last month, but Read More …

Posted by Photo Boy – James Franco shit on one of his movies again, except not literally and/or at MOMA this time. – Zoe Saldana is naked, stupid. – Unofficial Chive meet-ups that in no way lead to unplanned pregnancies. – Vin Diesel single-handedly made Facebook what it is today. Read More …